rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

(via teamfreekickass)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

(via zackisontumblr)

actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

(via australiansanta)

lumiant:

pressed juices, rundle st

(via fluerly)

moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(via sniffing)

punfrock:

I once dated a rich art collector but it was only for the Monet

(via procrastinationcelebration)

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via sniffing)

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

(via sniffing)

sniffing:

sniffing:

it’s 4am why the hell am I watching a documentary on killer whales

looking back at it now it was a pretty thrilling documentary

(via perks-of-being-chinese)