I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via australiansanta)


im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems

(via australiansanta)


hating on things I like doesn’t make your boobs bigger

(via fluerly)

“Never feel guilty about something that makes you happy”
— (via fluerly)

(via fluerly)

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]


i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

(via sniffing)